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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me its time to shave my pubic area.... She said ""shave but don't go crazy down there"". I told her "" Ok baby I wont go all nuts""."

"Life in 1914-1945 Europe must have been hard. All those geopolitical events and no TV shows to compare them to"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it."

"Some people talk the talk, others walk the walk. And here I am, a mute in a wheelchair."

"What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise."

"What kind of food do zombies hate? Fast food"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $40 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers."

"CNN reporting that CNN will be reporting something on CNN. Tune in to CNN for all of the up-to-the-minute stuff CNN is reporting."

"Whites are just like Asians, but with a cock"