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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me its time to shave my pubic area.... She said ""shave but don't go crazy down there"". I told her "" Ok baby I wont go all nuts""."

"What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train."

"What do you call a midget clown that juggles? A Juggalo"

"One terrorist says to another: ""Did you hear, Malala is single?..."" ""...you should take a shot."""

"Have you ever heard of the exhausted frog? He was out of bounds"

"A boy wrote Santa: ""please send me a sister"". Santa wrote back: ""Alright, send me your mother""."

"What is the best way to make your dick look and feel really big? Fuck a toddler."

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow! Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."

"My Grandma told me today that men were much more charming when she was young... I told Grandma that that was because they aren't trying to fuck her anymore."