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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. To get to the same side."

"What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie."

"It turns out ""Flasher"" wasn't one of the reindeer and I'm being asked to leave this holiday party."

"What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve? Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!"

"How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start? According to my neighbor it's 458 times."

"I've decided to start a new line of 'extra-shatter' measuring sticks. Because rulers were made to be broken."

"Me and my best friend reverse our cars everywhere together. We go back a long way."

"Did you hear about the two bros who travelled around the world while high? It was a joint venture."

"When a character in a movie says the title in the middle of dialogue they should be required to wink and make tiny guns with their fingers."

"""What would be your main strength?"" Well, I can communicate with animals... ""Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?"" They can't understand me."