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Joke of the Day
"Ever have a feeling like you've tasted that mustard before? That's called Dijon Vu."
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"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your moms throat!"
"FUN PRANK: Replace signs for Red Cross Blood Drive line with ""iPhone 6 in Stock"" and watch the shenanigans ensue."
"What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!"
"So a blind man walks into a bar He hurts himself pretty badly."
"Rhetorical is still a word, right?"
"Restaurant At restaurant, We wait for a waiter to bring order... Aren,t we waiter too..."
"What do you call a Frenchman shoving a baguette up your butt? A pain in the ass."
"We reach out to meet each other half way, filling the vast void between us. We yearn to become as one."" - A poem by my eyebrows"
"How do you milk a sheep? Bring out a new iPhone."