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Joke of the Day
"Why is everyone afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!"
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"Q: What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens? A: Oh-lay!"
"A dyslexic guy walked into a bra."
"Mind: Be careful to protect yourself and don't jump right in. Heart: CANNONBALL!!!"
"Why didnt the witch have any children? Because her husband had a hollow weenie"
"On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"
"(Can we bring back the good old Chuck Norris short jokes people?-I'll start first) Chuck Norris is the first guy to have made a knot out of a diamond."
"What's Thom Yorke's reddit? /u/KarmaPuhlease"
"I used to go out with a Jewish girl The sex was Unorthodox"
"*waits for you to fall asleep* *rolls out from under your bed* *moisturizes your knees and elbows*"