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Joke of the Day

"Why didnt the witch have any children? Because her husband had a hollow weenie"

"*Dentistry school* Here's your final: *stabs student* Why is he bleeding ""Because you stabbed him?"" FAIL ""Because he doesn't floss"" CORRECT!"

"if i were a cab driver, i'd scream ""ROAD TRIP"" every time i got a passenger"

"Guy comes home from work and catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him to death. His missus says, ""fucking carry on like that, you wont have any mates left""."

"Every organisation is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting."

"How do you get a drummer off of your porch? pay for the pizza."

"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, ""You man the guns, I'll drive""."

"Guys, don't tell 9/11 jokes. They're just plane wrong"

"Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed."

"What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs? The Girl Scout that got hit by a car."