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Joke of the Day

"A man crashed his car A man crashed his expensive car into a tree... He finally found out how the Mercedes bends"

"I decided... I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""

"How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia? You can't. That's what makes it so funny."

"What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach? Gaseous Clay"

"If I had a rooster, and you had a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would we have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"If vegans are so smart... Then why do we call brain-dead people vegetables? p.s. Im sorry."

"What's the name of a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."

"Daddy! Daddy! I can't stop running in circles! Shut up son or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hoes. (sorry if repost)"

"Why did the little girl eat her money for lunch? Because her mom gave her money for lunch. 8 year old sister told me this joke, gave me a good laugh."