101549

Joke of the Day

"After grandpa's unfortunate steamroller incident last year, man crush Monday is always a difficult time for me and my family."

"""Knock, Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""The Pilot, let me in!"""

"""Good morning ladies!"" The blind man announced as he strolled through the fish market."

"FACT: Had kids for one reason; to send them to the basement for paper towels when I run out of them in the kitchen. It's scary down there."

"Ever been to the Tower of Pisa? the security is pretty lenient"

"History has it wrong, Paul Revere wasn't trying to warn us of an British attack.... He was just selling door to door porn."

"Muslim women should be our allies... Because they will never suck a cops dick."

"What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel!"

"What do you feed a feminist at a cookout? Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout."

"You know what you call a marine with an IQ of 160 A platoon."