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Joke of the Day
"""Knock, Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""The Pilot, let me in!"""
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"If there's awkward silence & he asks what you're thinking about ""emotionally damaged werewolves"" is not the best answer. I know this now."
"A Jew Gesundheit"
"TIFU by searching for my wife on Pornhub turns out, it's not a dating site."
"Really not sure why people tell me to ""be honest"" then get all upset when I tell them their eyebrows need a divorce. *shrugs*"
"Did you hear about corduroy pillows? They are making head lines everywhere"
"If a tree falls in the forest with no one around to hear it... Does a hipster still buy the soundtrack?"
"Dogs: OMG YOU'RE HOME! I LOVE YOU!!! Cats: greetings human. as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it..I'll be on the couch."
"69% According to studies, 69% of all people have dirty minds."
"It's Thanksgiving, who doesn't like Turkey? Russia"