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Joke of the Day

"What do you feed a feminist at a cookout? Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout."

"Took and Ambien and a Viagra at the same time again. Im finding it hard to sleep."

"I said to my wife Barb, You make an excellent point.'"

"How long can a frog hold its breath underwater? Until it croaks..."

"I'm ready for the cop-buddy film where they actually get along in the beginning but hate each other by the end."

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Ha Ha Clinton Dix"

"Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners. Personally I prefer to use my pen!s."

"What goes ""clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?"" An Amish drive by."

"Running out of time to be a Trophy Wife, so now just hoping to be an I Finished The Race Tshirt Wife."

"Did you hear about the carnival fires? They were intense."