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Joke of the Day

"Cocktail bar.. Wife went to a cocktail bar, she asked the barman for a double entendre ..,so he gave her one."

"Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!"

"Why did the diabetic win the weight lifting competition? Because he was so good at pumping."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber He had Loco motives"

"I never trust atoms They make up everything."

"How to clean your keyboard aaaaaaaa'kdnf...........,mnnbcvxeuw8301435555555556789+0 zx,cmmmmmmmmmvnsdbasfkoljfsw"

"Don't mind me, just another pirate joke passing though What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it was arr, but actually it's the sea."

"Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's live in a homeless man's beard."

"The 1670s called. Not sure how."

"You wanna know who sounds like an owl?"