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Joke of the Day

"Don't mind me, just another pirate joke passing though What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it was arr, but actually it's the sea."

"Why don't eggs like comedians? Cause they always crack them up"

"So my buddy thought it'd be a good idea to get an inspirational tattoo on his forehead... Boy, was his face read."

"Did you hear about the pizza boy who wanted to become a comedian? (OC) His material is terrible, but his delivery is amazing!"

"When texting a girl ""will you marry me"" what's the best emoji to use?"

" Cat and tree a"

"I have an ungodly amount of Taco Bell hot sauce packets for being a grown woman who's nutritionally responsible for two children."

"The only ""b"" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful."

"I'm really annoyed, my wifes sister sat on my glasses and broke them! to be fair, it was probably my fault for leaving them on"

"How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving? Depends"