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Joke of the Day
"missy the lost cat http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html"
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"What is the worst part of being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"Hamburger A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""
"How do black people make fruit salad? They mix watermelon and grape soda. (On a side note, I'm not racist. I just think black people and racist jokes are funny.)"
"Today I was asked by a Red Cross member if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan I said I would, but I don't have a hose that reaches that far"
"I'm developing a hand sanitizer that only kills the 00.01% of germs that the others can't kill. I'm going to make a fortune!"
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"The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen"
"So when a cop asks you why you have a handcuff key on your key ring, saying it was his wife's idea will get you a free ride in his cop car"
"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box? Because it says ""concentrate"""