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Joke of the Day

"missy the lost cat http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html"

"What does an assassin do in the waiting room? He kills time. (I'll get the door after my appointment)"

"I know it's just bad luck that what I post never reaches the front page. After all, I've definitely seen it there before."

"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk in to a bar. And he orders a drink."

"Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !"

"Three feminists had a picnic... It didn't last long - none of them made sandwiches."

"What's an Atheist's favorite joke book? The bible. Please don't kill me for this."

"Trees Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question? It was stumped."

"I saw a rabbi blessing food while golfing. I mentioned that it seemed strange, but he told me it's parve for the course."

"Because you can't hang up in person. Duct tape,"