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Joke of the Day
"What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile? ""Get in the batmobile"""
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"Advice to those who steal from libraries If someone gets caught stealing from a library, would they get *booked?*"
"I think this unicorn may be drunk, 'cause he's not making ANY sense!"
"a man walked into a bar I thought he would have seen it."
"Mr & Mrs Smith is my favorite movie about how trying to kill your spouse & demolishing your house can bring the magic back to your marriage"
"I keep trying to make funny eye puns... But my friends say they keep getting cornea and cornea."
"What do you call fat people eating McDonalds? Cannibalism"
"What's the difference between a cook and a homo? Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's."
"I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that I was a muffler. I woke up pretty exhausted."
"What's the difference between pizzas and vaginas...? ...Crust on a pizza is nice..."