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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between pizzas and vaginas...? ...Crust on a pizza is nice..."

"Instead of a DING DONG sound, I wish my doorbell would explain to the person how much I don't want to get off the couch."

"You seem awesome. I can't wait to find out what I hate about you."

"Starting a Mexican boy band named Juan Direction."

"What do you call the guy who graduates last in medical class? Doctor"

"What's grey and bad for your teeth? A hammer."

"What's so good about living in Switzerland? Not sure but the flag's a big plus."

"3. The number of times you can flip a grilled cheese sandwich before you notice that you have the pan on the wrong burner...cuz of Twitter."

"How do I submit a joke? Do I hand my life in?"

"What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino? 'Elephino."