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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between pizzas and vaginas...? ...Crust on a pizza is nice..."
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"Facebook should have a I Don't Give a Shit option next to the Also Block iRL option next to the Would u Like to Send a Nuclear Bomb option."
"So Scooby Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol.. RuH-ROH."
"How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant? She's the one wearing knee pads."
"Really want to try out a career in tracing, or something along those lines."
"Blonde joke What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school? A. Hump me dump me!!"
"What does a greek say when gets his salary? Danke!"
"What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months? I think we should sea otter people."
"A blind guy walks into a bar... Then a table, a chair..."
"Joseph and Mary are having a romp in the hay. Mary says, ""what if I get pregnant, what will I tell them?"" Joseph replies, ""you will think of something."""