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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? One's against the law and the other is a sick bird."

"Today's date: 4/9/16 2 squares/3 squares/4 squares 4/9/16"

"Yes, 911?... Yeah, this guy is wearing green-colored skinny jeans and he has a really hot girlfriend. So do I judge him...or her?"

"So a Pokemon go user found a Mewtwo at a bar... 20,000 Pokemon go users walk into a bar."

"they should stop calling it the ""Make-A-Wish Foundation"" and start calling it the ""No.... Make-Another-Wish Foundation"""

"How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar? With a chihuahua pedal."

"What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice? Cat Farts..."

"How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room? Through the Lucha-door."

"What is the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it."

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."