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Joke of the Day

"Dude yelled ""Fight me like a man"" at me, so I held him down and marginalized him for a thousand years."

"Good yawning everyone"

"Why'd the British man cross the ocean? Freedom."

"If a tree falls in the woods It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group."

"Customs officials in Europe recently seized a shipment of cocaine that was addressed to the Vatican. Which can only mean that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just received a giant box of communion wafers."

"Some people say I have a very short attention spanish is a very beautiful language."

"Dear Cupid, next time hit us both."

"Everybody thought potassium was an asshole AND a narcissist. It was probably because all he ever said to anyone was ""K""."

"The 2 Golden Rules of Religion 1) Be kind to other people. 2) KILL THE FILTHY INFIDELS!!!!"

"Joke from my young cousin Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is black."