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Joke of the Day

"What did Hitler say to the Chinese food delivery guy that stole his Chinese food? MEIN LOMEIN!"

"What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady? but we would never know because he couldn't stand up?"

"TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once Whoops, wrong sub"

"You can lie about where you went to college & nobody has any idea. Pretty sure you can also just lie about going to college."

"A Funny Joke My Life..."

"Did you hear about the fire at the convent? Nun survived!"

"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" [Doctor](http://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcamerica.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/18/files/2013/08/Doctorwho_50th-anniversary-thumbnail_01.jpg)."

"I went to a library... and asked the librarian if they had a book on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. She said, ""Well it rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's there or not."""

"What's the most sensitive part of your body when you masturbate? Your ears"

"How are women and cigarettes similar? The taste changes as you get closer to the butt."