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Joke of the Day

"You can lie about where you went to college & nobody has any idea. Pretty sure you can also just lie about going to college."

"How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris."

"I'm the first to review a series of roads that have no left turns ... ... it's alright."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? You would too if your name was MMMHHHUUHH"

"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"

"What do you call a rapping egg? Over-easy E"

"Grandma: can you call out the bingo numbers? Me: idk i've never done it B4 Gma: holy shit you're a natural"

"Why did the little girl bury her flashlight? Her batteries were dead."

"[NSFW] What's the difference between priests and pimples? Pimples only come on your face after you turn twelve."

"I've forgotten how to ""hang out"" with people if alcohol isn't involved."