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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that free-range astrophysicist buffalo? His name was Neil. Neil da Grass-fed Bison."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you I'm so embarrassed !"

"Why isn't there a middle finger emoji I swear I would use it 99% of the time"

"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. I had a terrible stomachache for 2 days. It was worse than period pain. I masturbated for 30 minutes non-stop and now i feel great. :3"

"How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, real men aren't afraid of the dark"

"What are Cephalopod Ghosts made of? Octoplasm."

"Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away? He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye"

"How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, while the rest were kung fu fighting"

"This fly in my car is going to be very disappointed when it ends up at Walmart."

"The Bible Belt - the land where you pretend not to recognize each other in the liquor store."