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Joke of the Day
"Why do so few people become botanists? Because of the stigma."
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"What do a racist and an apple have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree"
"What's Nu? Frequency."
"No wonder Jared lost weight... He doesn't like footlongs."
"Nurse pops her head into the doctor's office..... Nurse: 'Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.' Doctor: 'Tell him I can't see him.'"
"I watched the African version of ""Man v. Food"", but it was just a half-hour of a guy chasing a gazelle."
"Bar So, a man walks into a bar and says ouch."
"Some people say I have a very short attention spanish is a very beautiful language."
"My doctor was concerned about my health My doctor was concerned about my colon's health and wanted two stool samples, but I couldn't give two shits."
"So... Do you like dragons? You do? Good. Cause I am gonna be draggin' my balls across your face. Someone at work told me this and I couldn't stop laughing."