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Joke of the Day

"I got pulled over today for going 112 mph in a 55 mph zone. The police officer said ""I've been waiting for someone like you all day."" I promptly replied ""Well I got here as fast as I could!"""

"Dont be a racist, be like Mario... he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."

"A Joke for all the Arabic speakers out there Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble? They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush."

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."

"What's a one way streets favorite band? One Direction"

"25 pumpkins only 90's kids could spice"

"Crees que soy muy bajita? La novia pregunta al novio - Amor Crees que soy muy bajita? - Pues tienes una estatura comun. - De veras? - Si, comun-duende. jajaja que grosero verdad"

"I've made many sacrifices to get where I am today. Most of them were children."

"Neil never had a girlfriend... So Neil Armstrong."

"People who were huge fans of the Backstreet Boys are now in positions of responsibility, making important decisions."