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Joke of the Day
"A Grek and an Italian go into a restaurant Who pays? The German. Haha"
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"Men couldn't be trusted with multiple orgasms. I've seen the mess they make with one."
"I wish they made bar-stools with seat belts and dual side airbags."
"How can you tell when the stage is level? The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth."
"WARNING: DO NOT TRY AND EAT WARREN BUFFET. HE IS NOT AN ACTUAL BUFFET AND IS NOT MADE OF FOOD"
"The World Trade Center had a Speed-Reading club they went thru fifty stories in thirty seconds"
"CHEF ETHAN IS IN THE HOUSE *YEEEEAAHHHHH BOYYYYYYYY*"
"What is worse than male chauvinists? Women who can't shut up!"
"Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates? Because he said he was a master baiter."
"Some girl just caught me staring at her crotch so I gave her two thumbs up. She only deserved one, but it's the holidays and shit."