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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? tennish"
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"What do rappers like on their burritos? Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out"
"What do they call divorce in India? Re-arranged marriage"
"I was devastated to find my first love in bed with my own father. ""We've been through this,"" said Mom."
"What's the difference between a preschool and a brothel? You should know this you sick fuck."
"""Stop complaining about food Maliki, it could be worse. There are girls in America who had their hair ruined by some rain."""
"Dog: Whatcha doing? Me: Shaving my legs. Dog: Why? Me: So that I'm not covered in... Dog: Not covered in what, Erren? NOT COVERED IN WHAT?"
"MySpace just bought a pack of Ramen noodles."
"If apples come from apple seeds and tomatoes come from tomato seeds, how come nothing is sprouting from the bird seeds I planted?"
"Struggling to understand why you would make a video game about stabbing people with swords instead of a game about petting people"