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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 needs a shit load of adapters to work"
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"I just took a part time job at a vitamin store... for some supplemental income."
"Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe hoe hoe"
"A man reported that his chickens had been stolen off his property Police suspect fowl play."
"I made a chicken salad today... The bastard didn't even eat it."
"In 2003 an Olive Garden waitress told me to tell her when to stop grating cheese on my salad. As far as I know she's still doing it."
"Last Night my Fiance asked me to tell her something sweet Me "" Hey I'm never gonna give you up... never gonna let you down..."" Her ""That's it the engagement is off. Goodnight."""
"There are two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"still waiting to see a used car commercial that looks like they cared enough to do more than one take."
"Two deer were leaving a gay bar One said to the other, ""man, I can't believe a blew thirty bucks in their"""