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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 needs a shit load of adapters to work"

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"If any pandas are reading this: neat!"
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"What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport? Sockher"
"Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? Because the grass tickles their nuts..."
"Guys with huge dongs are just compensating for their tiny cars."
"Height of .... Height of Stupidity - Looking through the keyhole of a glass door.. Height of embarrassment - when you find other person looking through the other side of the same keyhole.."
"Four gay men walk into a bar, there is only one stool left so what do they do? Flip it over"
"Cocktail bar.. Wife went to a cocktail bar, she asked the barman for a double entendre ..,so he gave her one."