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Joke of the Day

"Last Night my Fiance asked me to tell her something sweet Me "" Hey I'm never gonna give you up... never gonna let you down..."" Her ""That's it the engagement is off. Goodnight."""

"I'm such an alcoholic.... That when Alcohol does its taxes, it claims me as its dependant!"

"I got in touch with my inner self today... I'm never buying cheap toilet paper again"

"Everyone is worried Trump will pull us out of The Paris Accord... But Trump doesn't know how to pull out, that is why he has 10 kids."

"It's been so long since I bought groceries, this morning I saw a c**kroach move out. ""Good luck,"" he sighed, clutching his tiny suitcases."

"How did the burglary tournament work? it was a round robbin'"

"Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's? A woman changes hers more often."

"Of course most gay men dress well... they spent more than enough time in the closet!"

"Why can't you eat a wookie? Because they're too chewie!"

"A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere"