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Joke of the Day

"What did the robot say to the centipede? ""Stop being a centipede."" Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime."

"All feminine hygiene products now on sale for HALF PRICE But hurry - it's just for the Christmas period."

"Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards? Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor"

"No need to fight over me, ladies. I'm perfectly capable of disappointing all of you sexually."

"You find it offensive?... I find it funny.... That's why I'm happier than you"

"My naughty parts are starting to tingle! I usually only feel like this in my genitals."

"I CAN'T STAND BLACK GIRLS WITH BLONDE HAIR . LOOKING LIKE A DAMN DURACELL BATTERY"

"What do you call a frightened nun? A nervous habit"

"4: can we name the baby Yoko? Me: well Yoko is a Japanese name 4: if the baby is Japanese can we name it Yoko? Me: ... 4: ... Me: yes"

"Have you heard about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."