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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot? Family practice"
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"Two guys walk into a bar.... The third guy ducks. Lol"
"What do basic cave bitches wear? UGGA Boots"
"[picking name for new puppy] 13: Pixie. 16: Rosie. Wife: Annie. Me: BATMAN!"
"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke"
"A man enters a pun contest... He writes down 10 puns and puts them into a hat thinking at least one of them would win. Sadly, no pun in 10 did."
"Did you hear about the kid who was outstanding at school? He came in when it started to rain."
"""My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects..."""
"People don't usually compliment me on my driving... But today I saw a note on my car that said ""PARKING FINE"". That was nice of them. ... I'll escort myself out."
"What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch."