101330
Joke of the Day
"I've watched the same porno movie 126 times. I'm trying to see how it ends."
Next Joke
"I've always wanted to be in a circle jerk, but nobody else was interested... So I started cloning myself, and now I've come full circle!"
"How to shave a cat's butt I won't tell you, you dirty person !"
"Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !"
"What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use? Oil of Ole'"
"I submitted several play on words to a competition, hoping one will bring me victory.... Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"
"Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!"
"Why did Donald Trump win the Republican nomination? Don Rickles is dead."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field."
"I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published. It was all in vein."