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Joke of the Day

"I've watched the same porno movie 126 times. I'm trying to see how it ends."

"Two fish are in a tank... One of them says ""hey, how do you drive this thing.."""

"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow Bubbles? Well, Bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."

"Why do so many /r/thedonald users work in movie theaters? Because they're great at projecting."

"[bedroom] TRANSFORMER WIFE: Honey, this is silly. I'd never cheat on you. TRANSFORMER HUSBAND: Okay....hey, when did we get that wardrobe?"

"A man asks his wife ""Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?"" She said ""I don't like to call you at work""."

"One day, my mother barged into my room and screamed, ""Turn off that gangsta rap music!"" I was listening to Lecrae..."

"What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers? Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes."

"Batman: ""I am...**BATMAN!**"" ""Hi, Batman, I'm not Dad because yours already died when you were a kid."""

"if you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter well then I've got some news for you"