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Joke of the Day

"I've watched the same porno movie 126 times. I'm trying to see how it ends."

"Today, I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that..."

"A Banana and a Vibrator are sitting on a bedside table the banana says ""I dont know why YOU'RE shaking, she's gonna fucking eat ME"""

"<joke> ""Punchline"" is not an internal or external command. Attempting a continue... C:\Windows\System32\ taskkill /IM joke.exe </joke>"

"I came across the most beautiful girl i've ever seen today at the supermarket.. She wasn't the least bit happy, even after I offered to clean it all up and buy her a new top.."

"Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States."

"I saw Kony kissing Santa Claus"

"My boss told me to have a good day so I went home."

"Why do black men cry after sex? From the pepper spray."

"How do you make a dog stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."