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Joke of the Day

"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow Bubbles? Well, Bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."

"I hate when my wife asks me to hold her purse and it doesn't match what I'm wearing."

"How did the lawyer chip his tooth? The ambulance slammed on its brakes."

"Why wouldn't the four month old African stop crying? He was going through a midlife crisis"

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Those dirty bastards."

"A man goes up to an indian woman... he says ""you must be ladesh?"" she goes ""what do you mean?"" ""well this summer, im goin to Bangladesh"""

"Knock Knock Knock! Knock! -Who's there? Hanna. -Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree"

"One time I called my teacher ""mom"" and she looked so confused and said ""I'm not your mom."" It made the rest of homeschooling really awkward."

"What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits untill you are 14 before it comes in your face."

"When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doctor where I should put my pants.. ""Over there, beside mine"" wasn't the answer I was expecting."