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Joke of the Day

"One day, my mother barged into my room and screamed, ""Turn off that gangsta rap music!"" I was listening to Lecrae..."

"*Dies and goes toward the light* Light: ""I have a boyfriend"""

"Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years"

"How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it."

"(Starbucks drive thru) Me: I'd like to pay-it-forward for the car behind me. Barista: That will be $30 Me: How much for the car behind him?"

"""do you have dailysex?"", John received a text... ""Oh idneed, I hvae dyselxia. Hwo did yuo konw?"""

"What is a computer programmers favorite brand of ice cream. Haagen DOS"

"What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball? You look quite put-together this evening."

"How can you tell when a German is joking? Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!"

"What do you get when you cross Hitler with a black woman? Aw sieg heil no!"