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Joke of the Day

"Trump will do the work of two men when elected... Key & Peel. Thanks Ronnie Corbett may you rest in piece."

"I love the queen in chess... I always mate with her."

"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin"

"""Lord, can I have a pony?"" Sure. Just as soon as I get a prayer from a pony asking for a little girl with no clue how to take care of it."

"[table of 6 year olds in lab coats] How are we supposed to find a cure for cooties if we *bangs fist on table* CAN'T EVEN FIND WALDO?!"

"The thunder god.. sat upon his favourite Filly, I'm Thor, He Cried! The Horse replied, You forgot your thaddle thilly"

"A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar... The bartender asks, ""What can I get you Mr. President?"" ;-P"

"What do you call a metrically inclined elderly assassin? A Killograndma."

"Bees disappearing is worrisome because of the environment but also there's the possibility of invisible bees."

"Teacher: In 1940 what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !"