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Joke of the Day

"The thunder god.. sat upon his favourite Filly, I'm Thor, He Cried! The Horse replied, You forgot your thaddle thilly"

"Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game."

"I just found out my father's sister doesn't like Jewish people. Its hard to believe I have a relative who is auntie semitic."

"Ovulation jokes aren't funny. Period."

"Why did 10 die? Because it was in the middle of 9 11"

"If these seasonal allergies don't kill me, that person I just sneezed all over probably will."

"I'm not racist... I'm not racist, cause racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"Canadian and a American watching a movie Canadian: Lets watch a movie. American: Have you seen Titanic? Canadian: What's that about? American: Yes, it was. A big one that sank."

"What's the difference between a penis and a criminal? Well a penis gets hard, but a criminal does HARD time!"

"I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo... I guess you could say I've been E-gipped."