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Joke of the Day

"The thunder god.. sat upon his favourite Filly, I'm Thor, He Cried! The Horse replied, You forgot your thaddle thilly"

"What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show? Chin-chin would leave."

"Spanish: The h is silent English: Many letters can be silent French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born without reason"

"What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love? Yeah you like that you dirty pore?"

"What does a cow and 9/11 have in common? We love to milk the shit out of it"

"Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road? he was two chickens"

"How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun? Shoot the people pushing it."

"How do Eskimos make things stick together? Igloo"

"I finally decided on my Halloween costume. I'm going to go as a French pancake chef; that'll really give people the crepes."

"Who's going to lose the upcoming election? Society."