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Joke of the Day
"Shoving a hose up someones butt. What a douche move!"
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"noooo lost a drinking game guess i have to drink this alcohol i paid for with full intention of consuming"
"How is God just like a regular man? If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers."
"'Escalator' is what He-Man's enemy is called in Spain."
"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they didn't stand on any leg they would fall"
"A blonde orders a pizza A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, ""Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."""
"I can't make you love me but I can tie you up and feed you until you're too fat to be loved by anyone else."
"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming."
"When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward? [OC] A receeding Herr line."