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Joke of the Day

"'Escalator' is what He-Man's enemy is called in Spain."

"If I ever have a stroke I'm going to tell kids that stare I was making a face when the wind changed and then I had a stroke."

"I knew this neighborhood was classy enough for me when I saw there is a ""Pregnant Only"" parking spot in front of the Liquor store."

"Who abhors a vacuum more than nature? A cat."

"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders."

"The Trump Years in a Nutshell 2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance. 2017: Trump's still trying? 2018: ""Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"""

"what do a nun and a public defender have in common? neither one can get you off"

"When I was born I was so surprised ... I didn't talk for a year and a half."

"TIL Steve Irwin's official cause of death was ""onset of fever"" https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fever"

"Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup? Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper."