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Joke of the Day

"I was fired from my job as a mortician after I was caught having sex on the job I guess it was the final nail in the coffin."

"Be great if just once the winning actor was like ""I mean it wasn't a particularly strong group this year, but still."""

"Why did the chicken cross the street to get to the other side #rekt"

"""Doctor! Doctor! I think I may have Alzheimers!"" ""We had this discussion last week, Mr. Smith."""

"Ladies: we're not fooled by your PMS trickery. I see how happy you are in those tampon commercials."

"Why are there so many women archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past."

"What happened to the gay wizard? (mildly offensive maybe) He went off with a poof."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !"

"My sister asked me if I was gay I couldn't give her a straight answer."

"Knock knock. Who's there? It's Amy. Amy who? It's amy, MARIO!"