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Joke of the Day

"I was fired from my job as a mortician after I was caught having sex on the job I guess it was the final nail in the coffin."

"I like to tickle my girlfriend when we have anal sex Just for shits and giggles"

"Pretty cool how there are athletes preparing to head to the Olympics in a little over a month and I just got winded making my bed."

"As a young child my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be. It turns out that the police call this identity theft."

"What's the difference between hard and light? I can go to sleep with a light on."

"Overheard on the organ black market ""Got awful grammar? Buy this colon!"""

"Why did Tomato turn red from embarrassment? Because it saw Salad dressing."

"Why did the burger sit beside the telephone? Incase onion rings"

"What is a pirates favorite letter? P. Because without it, he'd be irate."

"Ghost cat: how'd you die? Ghost dog: i bit a guy that ran over my best pal and they put me down GC: i got hit by a car GD: I know GC: ilu"