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Joke of the Day

"Ladies: we're not fooled by your PMS trickery. I see how happy you are in those tampon commercials."

"A seal walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""what will it be?"" The seal replies ""I'm fine with anything as long as it's not Canadian club."""

"Why do black men smell bad? Because prison showers aren't very good..."

"long joke incummin (LOL) what do christians and right wingers have in common they cant feel the bern"

"Great Scot, Marty! You know what you'd get if I locked myself in a room with the old-me from 1955 and convinced my other self never to build a time machine? A paradox, Marty!"

"I just poured myself some iced tea. I could have sworn I heard one of the beers in my fridge whisper ""What the F*ck!?"""

"What's the difference between pink and purple? The squeeze."

"What did the drunk egg say? O'm lit!"

"Explosive knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBAR!"""

"There's been a lot of scammers claiming they're from the electric company calling to get payments from overdue bills... They're getting pretty crafty- they even turned off my electricity."