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Joke of the Day

"A new book for stoners aspiring to greatness 7 Habits of Effectively High People"

"Whats that over there? I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue"

"What's another word for knowing that you're right? Woman"

"A patient kept complaining about his life-support machine making a weird noise So I tried turning it off and back on again."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the Other Side"

"How did Moses make his tea?"

"How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster."

"Joke spy Why did the spy stay in bed? Because he was undercover"

"""What did you do today, mommy?"" ""I invented names, like 'Grand Theft Anal' and 'Mortal Cumbath"" on Twitter, and you?"""

"Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."