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Joke of the Day

"A new book for stoners aspiring to greatness 7 Habits of Effectively High People"

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you! ; )"

"What do you say to give an electrician encouragement? ""You conduit!"""

"Don't hesitate when you come to a fork in the road. Be bold. Pick that fork up and take it home. Free cutlery!"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted"

"Thanks to home security commercials, I am now terrified of middle aged white men."

"Life is like a dozen roses... it's full of pricks!"

"Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!"

"Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout ""GO-RILLA!"""

"the average Russian day When you ask a Russian how his day is going. ""It is an average day today: not as good as yesterday, but better than tomorrow."""