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Joke of the Day

"Rethink everything in your life if you're one of the 43,000 people making comments on an instagram photo of Kylie Jenner stretching."

"I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked."

"What are Canadians favorite board game? Sorry"

"1.25pm: Do you love me more than football? 4.25pm: Yes, of course."

"Please don't be curly Please don't be curly Please don't be curly I pray to myself as I pull a hair from my mouth while eating Chinese food"

"""Oooo, a window. Let's see if I can fly through it."" - Dumbass birds"

"Funny and strange video"

"Ugh. Do I really need to register to your website to leave a comment? I just need to disagree with this asshole real quick."

"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"

"what do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass? Jurassic Pork Ill show^myself^out"