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Joke of the Day

"How does a black girl know she's pregnant When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked"

"Why were the Indians here first? because they had reservations"

"What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen"

"4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree."

"What does a horny frog say? Rub it- rub it"

"I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say ""you're next"". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said ""you're next"

"I'm disappointed. I check reddit after last night's episode of TWD *SPOILER* and I don't see a single joke about Bob's Burgers."

"Hear me out: Google Naps"

"Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!"

"At Starbucks I order under the name Godot. Then leave."