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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that hippie superhero who could make tulips and daffodils grow just by sprinkling baking ingredients on them? He said it was his self raising flour power."

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"Conjunctivitis.com... ""Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes"" - A Tim Vine joke, just thought I'd share."
"Me: Can I have a quickie? Waitress: Sir, it's pronounced ""quiche""."
"What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol? Bill Murray."
"I feel like a lot of single women have been naming their cats Adele this year."
"I was at a barbecue party when a cow from a nearby farm charged me and chased me into a corner It was at that moment I realized my life was at steak"
"My friend Roy made up this joke, so goddamn proud Why did the beer get bottled? He was trying to dodge the draft."
"I went to an AA meeting I met a lot of batteries"
"I love paying full retail for a game and not have all the content available. Said no one ever"
"isnt it odd how people kill flys just because they're annoying if people killed people for being annoying i would've died like 15 years ago"