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Joke of the Day

"I was at a barbecue party when a cow from a nearby farm charged me and chased me into a corner It was at that moment I realized my life was at steak"

"Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range."

"If a family's last name is Smear, do the kids call their grandpa Pap Smear?"

"6: can u get me a drink? Me: no, you're 6yo. You can get your own drink 6: fine *goes to fridge Me: while ur there can u grab me a beer?"

"I swear if I see one more tweet about 11/11/11 being once in A life time I will snap. Every date is once in a life time! That how time works"

"The dream of a every man with a fat belly... Is to just look down and be able to see his willy."

"I'm hesitant to use the word ""genius,"" but I just answered the last five questions on Sesame Street correctly."

"Two roommates were arguing... About who gets to use the microwave first. Then things started getting heated."

"Election One-Liner Looks like the Democrats were holding strong in the Midwest until the republicans got off work.."

"People say musicians are gems I used to think Simon and Garfunkel were real gems, but then I about diamond and carbuncle."