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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol? Bill Murray."
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"When i was a kid we played football on a bit of grass at the bottom of the bridge where people often committed suicide... We used the jumpers for goalposts."
"THREE LAWS OF SCIENCE: 1. IF IT SMELLS BAD IT'S CHEMISTRY 2. IF ITS MUSHY IT'S BIOLOGY 3.IF IT DOESNT WORK ITS PHYSICS"
"I knew my fantasies were getting worse But when I spanked a statue I knew I'd hit rock bottom."
"Why should you date a Greek woman? They don't like pulling out."
"My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now."
"Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort."
"My brother threw a yellow turnip at me while I was sleeping It was a rutabaganing."
"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"
"This humid weather reminds me of New York in the 80's Muggy."