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Joke of the Day

"My wife said to me, ""Would you rather have sex with Angelina Jolie or Mila Kunis?"" I said, ""Yes."""

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey."

"When they buried the man who invented Tetris the whole cemetry disappeared."

"Darn it A man was walking around his backyard in his stocking feet and stubbed his toe on a rock. His sock exclaimed ""I'll be darned!"""

"What do you call a half native pirate? Metis"

"My psychiatrist said my exhibitionist disorder was incurable. I'll show her."

"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"1) Find short Irish guy 2) teach him to rap. 3) Become manager. Name him Leprechaunye West 4) wait for $ to roll in"

"In pretty sure my wife's most prized possession is her plastic bag full of other plastic bags."

"To use Google efficiently, write like Tarzan. ""good tacos boston"""