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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make a joke about asians... ...but that would be waisis."

"What do you call a grandma without teeth giving you a blowjob? No denture adventure."

"I read a book on anti-gravity... I couldn't put it down."

"How can you tell if a potato is baked? It's [eyes](http://i.imgur.com/KwCyY.jpg) are all red and glossy."

"How do you know your house had chicken pox? It has shingles."

"What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !"

"How does ISIS turn on their water heater? They light the pilot on fire."

"If ""Clue"" came out in 2015, there'd be a fourth ending where the killer is gluten."

"So Dolly Parton bought the supermarket franchises Big Lots, Harris Teeters, and Piggly Wiggly... She's calling it Big Wiggly Teeters."