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Joke of the Day

"WIFE: I want u to be more spontaneous ME: ok [later] ME: *hides in closet with goalie mask on waiting for her to walk by*"

"What was a tramp stamp in the 19th century? A slattern pattern"

"Buy a boat, name it Relation. Now you can tell people that you have a relationship."

"What is a gay orc's favorite gay bar to go to? MANFLESH."

"Did you hear about the house the lesbians built? All tongue and groove, no studs. I heard they did it lickety split too!"

"How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors? Through ex-spear-i-mints."

"If an idle mind is devil's workshop, what is its kitchen and toilet?"

"What do you call a blonde on a college campus? A visitor"

"What color are mirrors? I don't know, let's reflect on this."

"What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!"