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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."
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"Why is the oval office oval shaped? Because the government cuts corners."
"The best part of being a supervillain is the freedom to laugh maniacally at all times"
"I was touched by Jesus once Worst field trip to a Mexican prison ever"
"What's long and hard on a black guy? First grade."
"So my friend told me the other day that he was gunna start studying abroad... ...but no matter how many times I asked, he wouldn't tell me her name!"
"If Russia tried to take Turkey from behind... ... do you think Greece would help ?"
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor"
"How are baby androids born? From their mother's computerus."
"Has anyone even thought to look in San Diego for Carmen Sandiego? Think about it, it's a little *too* obvious. Which means it's perfect."