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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a singing laptop? Adele"
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"Remember when social awkwardness was a bad thing and not what drew us together into online communities of self-loathing and horrible puns?"
"How to avoid clickbait 101 Now you know"
"What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race? A Cheetah."
"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say ""in Jesus name amen"""
"What's a scientist's favorite shade of blue? Cyan-tific."
"Why should you date a Greek woman? They don't like pulling out."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot... ...It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
"My horoscope says I will meet the man of my dreams today. Not sure how my husband will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited"
"{Police Job Interview} Captain: Go out & kill 5 Blacks, 3 Mexicans & a kitten. Recruit: Why kill a kitten? Captain: You're hired."