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Joke of the Day

"I heard you were in to fitness... well ima be fitness dick in your mouth in a second"

"What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock."

"How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear? Yellow in the front, brown in the back."

"Not in a hurry - Alcoholism Is A Slow Death! - And we are not in a hurry!"

"A band director asked his band why it is so difficult for everybody to come in at the same time. A student replied saying... Mabey they all don't fit through the door."

"Why did the police chief tell his officers to show up 15 minutes early to the political demonstration? To beat the crowds."

"Why can a nose not be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot!"

"I had a failed amputation... Costed me an arm and a leg."

"A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help? He was in The Nile"

"Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea? Because he believed that all proper tea was theft."