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Joke of the Day
"Princess Diana died of dandruff They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."
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"Little boy: ""daddy, I want to be a Men's Rights Activist when I grow up"" Dad: son, don't grow up to be an irritating wuss"
"I went to a bingo hall last night. It was good seeing some old faces."
"I'd rather my kid bring home head lice than another goddamn fundraising form."
"This guy says to me, ""Your girlfriend looks like a man"" I said ""Your girlfiend looks like a man too: the invisible man!"""
"Why did Hillary Clinton cross the road? (probably offensive) 9/11"
"Knock knock! Who's there Jehovah Witnesses Jehovah Wit... *covers their mouth* SSSHHHhhh There right outside"
"Apparently, if she's refused to speak to you for two days your text should not be 'Why are you mad again?'"
"wife: ""he never reacts appropriately, just tell him"" doctor: ""ok, keith we had to remove both your legs"" me: ""where will i keep my car keys"""
"have you ever had Ethiopian food? neither have they!"