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Joke of the Day

"Analysts have recently uncovered the reason behind Obama's recent activity He is practicing for a golf war."

"Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 mins and come out wrinkle free and 2 sizes smaller..."

"I don't get why people are allowed to say ""Damn straight"" But I get in trouble when i say ""Damn gays""."

"*donates body to science* Science: ""I have a boyfriend"""

"Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind it stinks!"

"I'm getting concerned that Beyonce never told those single ladies to put their hands down and now there's a bunch of unfed cats out there."

"Confucius said, man who sleep with itchy bum... ... wake up with smelly finger. BA DUM TSS~"

"I'm going to buy a house near the St. Louis Airport and paint ""Welcome to chicago"" on my roof to confuse people who are about to land."

"What do you call two gay scientists breaking up? A homolytic fission."

"*Cowboy stares at the horizon* ""A storm's comin"" [In the distance, Darude 'Sandstorm' can be heard faintly] *Cowboy cracks a glowstick*"